Oh goddamn motherfuckers.
Look at this bitch.
It’s what you’re on right now you stupid ass.
This bitch is tumblr.
That bitch is written in all lowercase and it has a period at the end, so you know it means fucking business.
Look at the motherfucking color combo, blue and white, remind you of anything, like Myspace, perhaps ?
Yeah it should, cause David Karp stole the magic color rug right from under that bitch Tom’s feet.
He said, “Ayo my nigga, I see you got that whole blue-white thing going on, gimme that shit, before i fuck ‘yo bitch ass up.”
& here we are, in this beautiful bitch called tumblr.
this bitch is a cult.
You can’t tell any goddamn body about this bitch.
It’s like a magical ass area, like Narnia, except we don’t have any bitch ass Lion, Witch, or Wardrobe.
We’re just a secret society, filled with beast ass shit.
We got good stuff.
Like weed.
And tattoos.
And good music.
AND NAKED BITCHES.
NAKED BITCHES EVERYWHERE.
This bitch is filled with hipster ass fuckers.
But bitch who gives a fuck.
So you better have an account.
And tell everyone to get one too.
Look at you, you dumb ass fucker, you were about to tell someone, weren’t you ?
I said it’s a cult bitch, you can’t tell anyone.
Not today bitch, not today, not ever.
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